The Unicorn Code

I wasn't completely aware of the unicorn code before seeing this messenger bag.

Although, I suppose they do seem to have it "all together," so, it makes sense that they live their lives in this highly organized fashion by following what is known as The Unicorn Code. It goes as follows:

1. Unicorns never cheat.
2. Unicorns always lend a helping hand.
3. Unicorns don’t talk to strangers.
4. Unicorns respect the Earth.
5. Unicorns are never late.
6. Unicorns aren’t conceited.
7. Unicorns don’t judge people.
8. Unicorns always give 100%.
9. Unicorns graze on peace and love.
10. Unicorns don’t do drugs.

Now I think unicorns are even cooler than I already had (mostly because of #2 and 5-10).

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